9:08AM May 21st, 2011
Goodbye Everyone!
Well the rapture is upon us and boy am I glad! I am totally unprepared for the coming months and the world ending today really helps me out a lot. Obviously it's a bunch a bullshit, but wouldn't that be something if the world actually ended?
"News reports say a man claiming to be Jesus Returned is rallying up all the true believers to..." What would you do? "Oh shit." *immediately start praying, maybe you can make it* Yeah, that'll work.
The funny thing is that the internet has gone to leaving their clothes everywhere, mainly near churches, to show that they've been "taken." Id just love to see the reactions on people's faces. Ha.
In the mean time, I'm a firm believer in science more than anything and this cracked me up. Thanks Stumbleupon!
- "Tis better to be thought the fool and remain silent, than speak and remove all doubt."